My Book on Politics

~Note: this is Satirical, so take it easy

I have just recently decided to write a book on Liberals. I have a theory regarding Liberals. They are dead set on supporting abortion and pro choice. Consequently the liberal population will soon decrease, perhaps they will abort themselves into extinction. That is why they are making a mad dash right now for increased funding and the legalization for stem cell research. Which will enable cloning. They want to clone themselves so they can keep on aborting their children while their ideals will live on. Also their reason for supporting stem cell research is to find out how to cure diseases and save the human race from being aborted into extinction. But that is just their disguise, they secretly want to find the gene that tends to make people conservative. Therefore enabling them to detect a conservative before they are born and abort them. So they can irradicate the conservatives from the world in one swift genocide. Thus having complete controle of the United States they will try to negotiate with Extreme Islamists and let them invade the United States. So I will give it about 50 years until the U.S. is controled by Terrorists, maybe 80-90 before they controle the whole world. So lets go vote for liberals to run our Congress guys, yay!