New Vehicle

Yeah so I have a dilemma. I can't decide whether I want to get a new motorcycle or a car. I have a car, but it is starting to give me problems, so I want to get a new car. But I have wanted a motorcycle for as long as I can remember. If I got a motorcycle I would keep my crappy car so I can drive in all weather, or if I just don't want to drive the motorcycle. I would save alot of gas with the motorcycle. Then again I don't want to pay for 2 insurances. So if I just had a motorcycle, I wouldn't have access to a car when it rains or storms, or when I am taking people places. Like on dates and such... like that ever happens, haha. How weird would it be to have the girl drive me everywhere, it would just feel wrong. It is a hard choice, motorcycles are cheaper to buy and to maintain(and I have wanted one for forever), but with a car I can drive in all weather and take people with me. This has vexed me.

Oscar Wilde

I am currently on an Oscar Wilde craze. I bought The Complete Works of Oscar Wilde and am working on reading through it. If you haven't heard of him or read his stuff, you should check it out. The few times that I actually laugh out loud is when I was reading his poems and plays. He is very witty and uses a lot of clever sarcasm in his works. I would recommend reading The Importance of Being Ernest, its not a long play and very funny. Granted I don't agree with him as a person, as in his beliefs or choice of lifestyle. He was rather agnostic and known to swing more than one way in his choice of companions. But I appreciate his works though, it's just genius. Anyway, if you are reader and like witty humor I think you will love Oscar Wilde's stuff, check it out.

My Book on Politics

~Note: this is Satirical, so take it easy

I have just recently decided to write a book on Liberals. I have a theory regarding Liberals. They are dead set on supporting abortion and pro choice. Consequently the liberal population will soon decrease, perhaps they will abort themselves into extinction. That is why they are making a mad dash right now for increased funding and the legalization for stem cell research. Which will enable cloning. They want to clone themselves so they can keep on aborting their children while their ideals will live on. Also their reason for supporting stem cell research is to find out how to cure diseases and save the human race from being aborted into extinction. But that is just their disguise, they secretly want to find the gene that tends to make people conservative. Therefore enabling them to detect a conservative before they are born and abort them. So they can irradicate the conservatives from the world in one swift genocide. Thus having complete controle of the United States they will try to negotiate with Extreme Islamists and let them invade the United States. So I will give it about 50 years until the U.S. is controled by Terrorists, maybe 80-90 before they controle the whole world. So lets go vote for liberals to run our Congress guys, yay!